so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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