i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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