Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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