He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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