I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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