Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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