there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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