i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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