Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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