C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He? As in you personified your dick?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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