Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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