found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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