On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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