Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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