Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
that is very illegal...i love you.
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