shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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