my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
