Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
last night I used snow as a chaser
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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