And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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