Your tits are I can't wait for
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
All the doctor said was why
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
