Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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