What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
