Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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