Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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