I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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