I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize