it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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