yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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