Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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