Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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