it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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