If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think i peed on brittanys purse
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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