There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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