11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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