Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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