I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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