It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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