we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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