end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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