so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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