Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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