What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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