So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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