I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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