I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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