like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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