I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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