Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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