Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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