My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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