I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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