Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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