She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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