You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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