Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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