Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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