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(708): View more from Illinois

Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs

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(609): View more from New Jersey

People in love make me want to vomit

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"

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(252): View more from North Carolina

woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?

(816): View more from Missouri

i hope so.

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(616): View more from Michigan

So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.

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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.

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(517): View more from Michigan

leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things

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(314): View more from Missouri

There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.

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