did you get engaged???
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
