yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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