Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
sex in a hospital.. check
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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